Category Archives: Creative

Your Latest Trip.


Manik arrives from Chandigarh after finishing his shift@Dell.com and we leave by 12 PM for this with Gaurav. Update. We leave without any deadlines to reach anywhere or get back. 13th October, 2016. Photos to come, as they happen.              

My pathetic response to a common email.


My Dearest Ajay. Here is a small ABSOLUTELY TRUE INCIDENT for you and all others like you who must have received a lot of BlackBerries (I LOVE Strawberries) and Windows Tablets (I only need Prozac and Viagra) and the $ 490,088,069 that I left with my Nigerian extra-virgin 19 year old wife before getting killed […]

Never Never Nest.


Yesterday I bought one REAL Cool and Well Fitting pair of Sunglasses; Powered and Most suitable for Biking… As soon as I paid I realized that they shall cost me 360 Rupees a year if I do not pay my Credit card Bill….. 36% Interest!!! I Came Home and cooked my Credit Card… Using Zippo […]

Playing The Rape-Game.


They get into a verbal, disenchanting fight at 3 AM and he walks out of her house. Next morning. She, on phone, “Hello baby! What are you doing?” He, “Reading Indian Express.” She, “Baby, I am getting ready to take a bath and then go to the Police Station for a rape FIR against you.”

Puff the Magic Dragon


Puff the Magic Dragon This song *NEVER* fails to bring that odd-childish tear in my tired old eyes. So much so, I refrain from listening to this song in public! Now the question that bothers me for QUITE a few years (Since Denali Training.), off and on, is:  who am I?

A Woman’s Work is Never Done…


<!–[if !mso]> <! st1\:*{behavior:url(#ieooui) } –> A Woman’s Work is Never Done Woman’s Work Early in the morning she rises The woman’s work is never done And it’s not because she doesn’t try She’s fighting a battle with no one on her side She rises in the morning And she works ’til way past dusk […]

The only Cheapo!


Methinks, all companies try to make their product look better and costlier/expensive-er/un-cheaper than it actually is. However, this  pen that I got form Ahmadabad is a total paradox! The dear designers at Zhenjue (there is no website) have actually worked on the design to make it look less expensive than it is. This one looks […]

Holi Day is a Holy day…is a HoliDay…


I was with Aunty, who’s nursing my very high Blood Pressure. Then it was the 3rd consecutive Holi Day and my Father’s BirthDay.

Listen…Enjoy… COMMENT


Once Again…Listen…Enjoy… COMMENT

My Latest Original Theory.No Questions shall be entertained!


In order to get chickens you have to HATCH the eggs and not break them. However, to make an OMLETTE, you need to break the eggs … Also, Eggs once Broken and Words once squeaken cannot be done anything about. So now …

My New Office


Never have I worked in an office this spacious.

Search Engine Terms


I was checking out the dashboard and found, under the Search Engine Terms, “Sex Sandal Videos”!!! I tried searching for the same to see where and how the Sam-Holi-Hill my blog comes up and what I found follows. Hope no one gets offended… We live in perilously sensitive times…

Now, we rest for a week or so…


After a LONG schedule of meetings with the financers, and having raised the budget by 60%, we REST…

This is my new Job…


A Short Synopsis of the story that we are working on to be made into a full length feature film. My contribution, here it is… Wishing that horses could fly, Yours truly Ra.

I am the King of the World… OK, My World…


On 18th June 2007, for the second time in my colourfullll life, I was Coronated the King.  Berozgaar.Raaja

Yun hi hansi hansi main


I was sent a poem-on-request by Sanix, in response to what I read at Unique’s Blog Comment Here it is… It is also posted as a comment on THIS ONE … Shall be translating it in English Soon… Yun hi hansi hansi main hum dilon se khel jate hain koi choti si teekhi baat koi […]

Thus Spake Novalis


It is certain any conviction gains infinitely, the moment another soul will believe in it… My conviction, shall write about it later!!!

Envy, Jealousy & Love :: Marriage, Not Natural, Invented Institution


This is something that I have to post here… So very INTERESTING…  And today is Friday the Thirteenth… What is jealousy? Jealousy is one of the most prevalent areas of psychological ignorance about yourself, about others and more particularly, about relationship. People think they know what love is — they do not know. And their […]

An Engagement and a Few Fallen Stars…


She could be THE Eternal Spring!!!

Adieu


One of the BESTEST parting email that I ever received. Dear Friends , As Its TIME for me to bid ADIEU to TEAM INTUIT , I want to take this opportunity to THANK TEAM from the bottom of my heart for my success in the organization . I feel lucky to have been associated with […]

How to make a Woman-Beautiful / Beautiful-Woman… D.I.Y. Guide…


The Womanwaali beauty thing!

Protected: PlainJanes ??? Beauty Queens !!!


There is no excerpt because this is a protected post.

What is Beauty? Collection of right Skin and Bones, inherited from Parents ???


Now t h i s a r t i c l e hits the Hard Spot… Oh So Sweetly…

Awesome MISS Categorization!!!


  They call this a Funny Poem… Welll??? Ra.   Teaser Hey! You!

R&R Love ???


  “””In real love you want the other person’s good. In romantic love, you want the other person….Margaret Anderson.””” I read this prettily-bloddy crappy quote in last Sunday’s Times of India. HOWEVER, IT HAD THIS STRANGE EFFECT ON ME!I AM Shouting… It changed me overnight… The Daroo helped, I admit, to think clearly deeper. The […]

Entry for August 15, 2006 The Freedom Dream….


Animatrix inspired Dream! Yes, that is what I will call it.

Eeshhwar Yat Karoti, Shhobhhnam Karoti!


Hi Guys, This is MY Original-Inspired-Pirated Stori!!! Do not ask me why I wrote it up… The answer would be rather spitefully hurtful! However, for a point of reference, it was written the night the second email for Bell-Canada SME and QS results came and I had a particularly heated — i. ‘argument in the […]

So now, Chautauqua of the day…


Go Fuck Yourself… Else I shall do it, Soon, Baby, Soon…

A Reliance Bill Collector and My Beretta 418.


P. BERETTA-Cal. 6,35 Brevettata Gardone V-T 1937-XVI

How I Spent My Sunday….


Technically and CommonSensically (Also Egomaniacally), I consider only 4 matches. My Father (Glori ), My God Father, Umesh (My Old Cook) and Tanveer. Tanveer was checking out my Pistol and then commented on the “hardness” of the Trigger. I told him that this was the factory default and “I have to live with it”… Not […]