Category Archives: Am I Crazy ???

Your Latest Trip.


Manik arrives from Chandigarh after finishing his shift@Dell.com and we leave by 12 PM for this with Gaurav. Update. We leave without any deadlines to reach anywhere or get back. 13th October, 2016. Photos to come, as they happen.              

A woman’s age!


Morning visitor. HathniKund rest house. He asked your age. I was having my mattar mushroom fried. You told him. He commented. “मैडम, आपके बदन को देख कर तो नहीं लगता कि आप की age इतनी है!” I choked!!! We laughed. He left.

बसस्टॉप पर जादू वाली चाय मिलती है!


बसस्टॉप पर जादू वाली चाय मिलती है! इन्तज़ार करते रहो एक घंटा, बस नहीं आएगी। कप में चाय डलते ही, बस! तीसरी बार आज हुआ। चतुराई दिखाते हुए, आते ही चाय बोल दी। कप के हाथ मे आते ही बस भी आ गई! आज सोचा, चाय फैकूंगा नहीं। चाय समेत चढ़ने की जद्दोजहद में, लैपटॉप […]

The reality: bogus statistics, feminist victimology, and university-approved sex toys


The Campus Rape Myth Heather Mac Donald The reality: bogus statistics, feminist victimology, and university-approved sex toys Winter 2008 It’s a lonely job, working the phones at a college rape crisis center. Day after day, you wait for the casualties to show up from the alleged campus rape epidemic—but no one calls. Could this mean […]

My pathetic response to a common email.


My Dearest Ajay. Here is a small ABSOLUTELY TRUE INCIDENT for you and all others like you who must have received a lot of BlackBerries (I LOVE Strawberries) and Windows Tablets (I only need Prozac and Viagra) and the $ 490,088,069 that I left with my Nigerian extra-virgin 19 year old wife before getting killed […]

Playing The Rape-Game.


They get into a verbal, disenchanting fight at 3 AM and he walks out of her house. Next morning. She, on phone, “Hello baby! What are you doing?” He, “Reading Indian Express.” She, “Baby, I am getting ready to take a bath and then go to the Police Station for a rape FIR against you.”

Go, Figure.


“Doobi doobi aankhon mein hain, sapnon ke saaye; Raat bhar apne hai, din mein paraaye.”

High Time?


Yesterday I went to the marriage and later reception of Jaideep, son of Gursharan Uncle. I met many of my Father’s old friends and was especially impressed by the unforgettable social skills of Raman Saluja and his devoted wife. Had two large ones of Smirnoff Vanilla on both occasions. Came home and slept. Now come […]

Contentious Voter.


I went to the voting booth early as to avoid the rush. I should not have! There are 20 votes at our address. (My Father was an MLA from this constituency and hence many people got themselves registered at our address) ALL the names were there except mine! Tried to inquire with the officials and […]

Another Sleepless Night.


Yet another sleepless night. It is 6 AM now. Unless I knock myself out, sleep does not endorse/embrace me in my present condition! And knocking myself out is something I am trying OH so hardly hard, not to do. For how long? I would really love to know. For how long?

Liberated Woman. (Womyn)


Women, of our times, are liberated. Working side by side with men and machines. At times, 24×7 shifts, as in call centers and other BPOs.


Happiness… … …is being with YOU… …

To My Friends…


This one goes to my most dear best-est friends who, presently, are going out of their way to placate and appease me, on these very frustrating and saddening days.

Agree / DisAgree / Go to Hell !!!


Myths ???

My Latest Original Theory.No Questions shall be entertained!


In order to get chickens you have to HATCH the eggs and not break them. However, to make an OMLETTE, you need to break the eggs … Also, Eggs once Broken and Words once squeaken cannot be done anything about. So now …

This is my new Job…


A Short Synopsis of the story that we are working on to be made into a full length feature film. My contribution, here it is… Wishing that horses could fly, Yours truly Ra.

I am the King of the World… OK, My World…


On 18th June 2007, for the second time in my colourfullll life, I was Coronated the King.  Berozgaar.Raaja

An Engagement and a Few Fallen Stars…


She could be THE Eternal Spring!!!

Stori/Theori… 404: Page Not Found. Server not Responding…


  There is this stori/theori, on how to make a shorter line of the two lines longer.   Draw it longer than the other! The Decent and Self-Esteemed and Gentlemanly and/or Ladylike way of doing things. NOW, (and I am very sure about this, for all of us; correct me if I am wrong.) that […]

Ik Sawaal main Karoon…


If I love you, what business is it of yours?   Johann van Goethe

Being Crazy, Various Versions…


Version 1.1. Alternate Title, Being Crazy with Rain And HailStones. On 11th February, I was over sleeping till about 3 PM. Loud Noise woke me up. There were hail stones falling. Some as big as 3 inches in diameter! The force of the fall was LITERALLY awesome. Cleaning my soiled dirty balcony to a sparkling […]

Protected: PlainJanes ??? Beauty Queens !!!


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Protected: … If Wishes Were old, lame, Horses… (The Password is around. You need to fish it…)


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What Now???


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A Question!


    I am off alcohol for the last one week or so. Plan to be in this state till 22nd March, 2007. Attended MAJOR party by office and yet took only a swig of beer and that too with good reason! That reason, some other day. However, now I have chewed off all my […]

R&R Love ???


  “””In real love you want the other person’s good. In romantic love, you want the other person….Margaret Anderson.””” I read this prettily-bloddy crappy quote in last Sunday’s Times of India. HOWEVER, IT HAD THIS STRANGE EFFECT ON ME!I AM Shouting… It changed me overnight… The Daroo helped, I admit, to think clearly deeper. The […]

She, Her Raven Hair And My Heart!!!


My most internally linked post. From a most turbulent time. @ 1. She was walking towards me, visible in my peripheral vision, towards my seat in IBM-Daksh, 444, to give her sweet smile and her FIRRRMMM handshake. 2. Her RAVEN hair were bouncing… 3. With each of her steps and bounce ::: my heartbeat was […]

Entry for August 15, 2006 The Freedom Dream….


Animatrix inspired Dream! Yes, that is what I will call it.

Monday Blues. Time for Hollywoodian Revelation….


Past weekend I watched Ice Age 1 and 2, thank God for LimeWire. As we all know, we listen to what we want to hear, see what we want to look at, and identify with specific and constantly changing portions, in books and in movies and in situations, pertaining to our present state of mind […]

I, Rahul Sharma, recently got a DeathWish….


Deathwish From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia A deathwish is English idiom for the complete disregard of one’s own personal safety, well-being or best interests. For example, an individual who walks alone and unarmed in an area notorious for mugging may be said to have a deathwish. A deathwish does not necessarily indicate a desire to […]

*Love* Or *Six Degrees Of Seperation* Or ***What*** ??????


  It was a merry birthday party. He was one of those hyper-over-ever-active uncles who always have something to say about everything they hear and then their thought is followed by a stark, black or white judgment on the issue at hand… I am sure we all have at least ONE such in our circles. […]

So now, Chautauqua of the day…


Go Fuck Yourself… Else I shall do it, Soon, Baby, Soon…

E.A.


Justification is not MINE. The Offence / Amusement was slightly so… (Read part One.) Justification came from The Commentator. “In spite of everything that you have gone through and still are, you still have the capability to feel and think and act like an adolescent. I meant it as a Compliment.

A Reliance Bill Collector and My Beretta 418.


P. BERETTA-Cal. 6,35 Brevettata Gardone V-T 1937-XVI

Entry for January 03, 2006


Happy New Year??? Same Saali Bhhasad… Same saaLaa Everything… Happy New Year…