Category Archives: Desperation

rOtring Initial F Fountain pen, lousy cap and $ 110!


Lousy cap that died within one year. Doesn’t stay!

VIP SkyBags hopeless customer care.


Subject :- I am going to be killed. Please save me. Dear Madam / Sir, Please go through the following Tweet. https://mobile.twitter.com/Rahul_Does/status/758876874311213056 https://mobile.twitter.com/Rahul_Does/status/790071047257100289 I purchased this bag and the raincover was porous! Your Social Media team coordinated across Facebook and Twitter and sent me a new raincover after 20+ reminders and 2-3 months. The joke? […]

Your Latest Trip.


Manik arrives from Chandigarh after finishing his shift@Dell.com and we leave by 12 PM for this with Gaurav. Update. We leave without any deadlines to reach anywhere or get back. 13th October, 2016. Photos to come, as they happen.              

A woman’s age!


Morning visitor. HathniKund rest house. He asked your age. I was having my mattar mushroom fried. You told him. He commented. “मैडम, आपके बदन को देख कर तो नहीं लगता कि आप की age इतनी है!” I choked!!! We laughed. He left.

The reality: bogus statistics, feminist victimology, and university-approved sex toys


The Campus Rape Myth Heather Mac Donald The reality: bogus statistics, feminist victimology, and university-approved sex toys Winter 2008 It’s a lonely job, working the phones at a college rape crisis center. Day after day, you wait for the casualties to show up from the alleged campus rape epidemic—but no one calls. Could this mean […]

“Times of India” is the most Tatti newspaper.


“A number of our loyal readers have criticized us for our front page headline on the verdict of the Allahabad High Court. (2 Parts To Hindus,1 Part To Muslims) … The headline in question was clinically accurate….” Here is  the entire maan mera ehsaan disclaimer. Tech Help. Just to begin with I would like to […]

My pathetic response to a common email.


My Dearest Ajay. Here is a small ABSOLUTELY TRUE INCIDENT for you and all others like you who must have received a lot of BlackBerries (I LOVE Strawberries) and Windows Tablets (I only need Prozac and Viagra) and the $ 490,088,069 that I left with my Nigerian extra-virgin 19 year old wife before getting killed […]

Puff the Magic Dragon


Puff the Magic Dragon This song *NEVER* fails to bring that odd-childish tear in my tired old eyes. So much so, I refrain from listening to this song in public! Now the question that bothers me for QUITE a few years (Since Denali Training.), off and on, is:  who am I?

High Time?


Yesterday I went to the marriage and later reception of Jaideep, son of Gursharan Uncle. I met many of my Father’s old friends and was especially impressed by the unforgettable social skills of Raman Saluja and his devoted wife. Had two large ones of Smirnoff Vanilla on both occasions. Came home and slept. Now come […]

Contentious Voter.


I went to the voting booth early as to avoid the rush. I should not have! There are 20 votes at our address. (My Father was an MLA from this constituency and hence many people got themselves registered at our address) ALL the names were there except mine! Tried to inquire with the officials and […]

Another Sleepless Night.


Yet another sleepless night. It is 6 AM now. Unless I knock myself out, sleep does not endorse/embrace me in my present condition! And knocking myself out is something I am trying OH so hardly hard, not to do. For how long? I would really love to know. For how long?

Another Network.


How many online-networks Must one join To have arrived?


Happiness… … …is being with YOU… …

Still Blank…


There is quite a lot that has happened over these few months and might even be written over here and shared. Especially about my coming to Aapdo Aamdabad (Our Ahmedabad) and the various experiences. However, whenever I sit with this page in front of me, I get BLANK. Today, again the same happened. For how long, […]

To My Friends…


This one goes to my most dear best-est friends who, presently, are going out of their way to placate and appease me, on these very frustrating and saddening days.

SomeConsolation!!!


Valentime Day ??? I feel that is one stupid day there for the marketers and people who fall for them!!! Love requires NO TIME to express and manifest itself….

Agree / DisAgree / Go to Hell !!!


Myths ???

My Latest Original Theory.No Questions shall be entertained!


In order to get chickens you have to HATCH the eggs and not break them. However, to make an OMLETTE, you need to break the eggs … Also, Eggs once Broken and Words once squeaken cannot be done anything about. So now …

Ms. Bhutto


Last night reminded me of the night when I heard the news about Mr. Rajiv Gandhi! The feeling was just-so the same! The anger, the helplessness and the futility of it all… I *do* mind this scheme of things. Ra.

Search Engine Terms


I was checking out the dashboard and found, under the Search Engine Terms, “Sex Sandal Videos”!!! I tried searching for the same to see where and how the Sam-Holi-Hill my blog comes up and what I found follows. Hope no one gets offended… We live in perilously sensitive times…

Envy, Jealousy & Love :: Marriage, Not Natural, Invented Institution


This is something that I have to post here… So very INTERESTING…  And today is Friday the Thirteenth… What is jealousy? Jealousy is one of the most prevalent areas of psychological ignorance about yourself, about others and more particularly, about relationship. People think they know what love is — they do not know. And their […]

An Engagement and a Few Fallen Stars…


She could be THE Eternal Spring!!!

Stori/Theori… 404: Page Not Found. Server not Responding…


  There is this stori/theori, on how to make a shorter line of the two lines longer.   Draw it longer than the other! The Decent and Self-Esteemed and Gentlemanly and/or Ladylike way of doing things. NOW, (and I am very sure about this, for all of us; correct me if I am wrong.) that […]

How to make a Woman-Beautiful / Beautiful-Woman… D.I.Y. Guide…


The Womanwaali beauty thing!

Being Crazy, Various Versions…


Version 1.1. Alternate Title, Being Crazy with Rain And HailStones. On 11th February, I was over sleeping till about 3 PM. Loud Noise woke me up. There were hail stones falling. Some as big as 3 inches in diameter! The force of the fall was LITERALLY awesome. Cleaning my soiled dirty balcony to a sparkling […]

4 Posts waiting to be finished!


However, I am blank and cannot finish those. I HAVE started all 4 here… Getting them soon once I am back in my mind. I am OUT, actually! Out in HELL!!! Sorry. Ra.

Protected: PlainJanes ??? Beauty Queens !!!


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Protected: … If Wishes Were old, lame, Horses… (The Password is around. You need to fish it…)


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“Bemurravat Logon ke tarle karte karte thhak gayaa hoon main!”


Apathetic People… Do they really deserve the concern that one, on account of one’s character, showers on them??? And for HOW Long can one go on without becoming apathetic oneself??? I have been thinking about this for QUITE some time… I do not get any answers. I do not WANT any answers. As I already […]

A Question!


    I am off alcohol for the last one week or so. Plan to be in this state till 22nd March, 2007. Attended MAJOR party by office and yet took only a swig of beer and that too with good reason! That reason, some other day. However, now I have chewed off all my […]

What is Beauty? Collection of right Skin and Bones, inherited from Parents ???


Now t h i s a r t i c l e hits the Hard Spot… Oh So Sweetly…

HardWiring and Other Wiring…


There is, methinks, one “Hi” and ONE “Bye” per day in normal social intercourse. Gawd only knows what her agenda was. There was a “Hi” and then after a some time, maybe 45 minutes or 3 hours later, another one!!! Then there was that innocuous touching that is considered to be the first tender steps […]

R&R Love ???


  “””In real love you want the other person’s good. In romantic love, you want the other person….Margaret Anderson.””” I read this prettily-bloddy crappy quote in last Sunday’s Times of India. HOWEVER, IT HAD THIS STRANGE EFFECT ON ME!I AM Shouting… It changed me overnight… The Daroo helped, I admit, to think clearly deeper. The […]

She, Her Raven Hair And My Heart!!!


My most internally linked post. From a most turbulent time. @ 1. She was walking towards me, visible in my peripheral vision, towards my seat in IBM-Daksh, 444, to give her sweet smile and her FIRRRMMM handshake. 2. Her RAVEN hair were bouncing… 3. With each of her steps and bounce ::: my heartbeat was […]

Entry for August 15, 2006 The Freedom Dream….


Animatrix inspired Dream! Yes, that is what I will call it.

Monday Blues. Time for Hollywoodian Revelation….


Past weekend I watched Ice Age 1 and 2, thank God for LimeWire. As we all know, we listen to what we want to hear, see what we want to look at, and identify with specific and constantly changing portions, in books and in movies and in situations, pertaining to our present state of mind […]

I, Rahul Sharma, recently got a DeathWish….


Deathwish From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia A deathwish is English idiom for the complete disregard of one’s own personal safety, well-being or best interests. For example, an individual who walks alone and unarmed in an area notorious for mugging may be said to have a deathwish. A deathwish does not necessarily indicate a desire to […]

*Love* Or *Six Degrees Of Seperation* Or ***What*** ??????


  It was a merry birthday party. He was one of those hyper-over-ever-active uncles who always have something to say about everything they hear and then their thought is followed by a stark, black or white judgment on the issue at hand… I am sure we all have at least ONE such in our circles. […]

So now, Chautauqua of the day…


Go Fuck Yourself… Else I shall do it, Soon, Baby, Soon…

A Reliance Bill Collector and My Beretta 418.


P. BERETTA-Cal. 6,35 Brevettata Gardone V-T 1937-XVI