Category Archives: marriage

My pathetic response to a common email.


My Dearest Ajay. Here is a small ABSOLUTELY TRUE INCIDENT for you and all others like you who must have received a lot of BlackBerries (I LOVE Strawberries) and Windows Tablets (I only need Prozac and Viagra) and the $ 490,088,069 that I left with my Nigerian extra-virgin 19 year old wife before getting killed […]

Viva la Difference.


It comes from here. Thus asketh Nitin Soni :- Why do women think that men are dogs and can think of nothing else but sex and that every erection without any action is like wasted Garden of Eden? Why do women also think that men do everything because they want to score with the woman […]

Playing The Rape-Game.


They get into a verbal, disenchanting fight at 3 AM and he walks out of her house. Next morning. She, on phone, “Hello baby! What are you doing?” He, “Reading Indian Express.” She, “Baby, I am getting ready to take a bath and then go to the Police Station for a rape FIR against you.”

They said, “Pati, Patni aur Woh.” They said. They talk a lot, right?


Post inspired by FaceBook comments of GuriSaab.

High Time?


Yesterday I went to the marriage and later reception of Jaideep, son of Gursharan Uncle. I met many of my Father’s old friends and was especially impressed by the unforgettable social skills of Raman Saluja and his devoted wife. Had two large ones of Smirnoff Vanilla on both occasions. Came home and slept. Now come […]

A Woman’s Work is Never Done…


<!–[if !mso]> <! st1\:*{behavior:url(#ieooui) } –> A Woman’s Work is Never Done Woman’s Work Early in the morning she rises The woman’s work is never done And it’s not because she doesn’t try She’s fighting a battle with no one on her side She rises in the morning And she works ’til way past dusk […]

Agree / DisAgree / Go to Hell !!!


Myths ???

My Latest Original Theory.No Questions shall be entertained!


In order to get chickens you have to HATCH the eggs and not break them. However, to make an OMLETTE, you need to break the eggs … Also, Eggs once Broken and Words once squeaken cannot be done anything about. So now …

Search Engine Terms


I was checking out the dashboard and found, under the Search Engine Terms, “Sex Sandal Videos”!!! I tried searching for the same to see where and how the Sam-Holi-Hill my blog comes up and what I found follows. Hope no one gets offended… We live in perilously sensitive times…

13th October


My BirthDay, Sister’s Engagement and Friend’s Wedding. Shall be posting some Videos and Photos of this ONE busy day soon. My Nokia PC Suite seems to have developed a brain/mood/temperament of its own and is not letting me transfer the all data to the PC. Shall go to a cyber cafe and get them in […]

Envy, Jealousy & Love :: Marriage, Not Natural, Invented Institution


This is something that I have to post here… So very INTERESTING…  And today is Friday the Thirteenth… What is jealousy? Jealousy is one of the most prevalent areas of psychological ignorance about yourself, about others and more particularly, about relationship. People think they know what love is — they do not know. And their […]

An Engagement and a Few Fallen Stars…


She could be THE Eternal Spring!!!

How to make a Woman-Beautiful / Beautiful-Woman… D.I.Y. Guide…


The Womanwaali beauty thing!

She, Her Raven Hair And My Heart!!!


My most internally linked post. From a most turbulent time. @ 1. She was walking towards me, visible in my peripheral vision, towards my seat in IBM-Daksh, 444, to give her sweet smile and her FIRRRMMM handshake. 2. Her RAVEN hair were bouncing… 3. With each of her steps and bounce ::: my heartbeat was […]

*Love* Or *Six Degrees Of Seperation* Or ***What*** ??????


  It was a merry birthday party. He was one of those hyper-over-ever-active uncles who always have something to say about everything they hear and then their thought is followed by a stark, black or white judgment on the issue at hand… I am sure we all have at least ONE such in our circles. […]