Category Archives: laughs

A woman’s age!


Morning visitor. HathniKund rest house. He asked your age. I was having my mattar mushroom fried. You told him. He commented. “मैडम, आपके बदन को देख कर तो नहीं लगता कि आप की age इतनी है!” I choked!!! We laughed. He left.

Ashar and I!


It was love at first sight! I met him in 1979 and we became best of friends. In 1981, he changed the school and I raised my tantrums to be shifted. I was, as usual! 1982 end, I was admitted in The Daly College, whined about the hostel life and returned to Delhi in 1984. […]

Liberated Woman. (Womyn)


Women, of our times, are liberated. Working side by side with men and machines. At times, 24×7 shifts, as in call centers and other BPOs.


Happiness… … …is being with YOU… …

Holi Day is a Holy day…is a HoliDay…


I was with Aunty, who’s nursing my very high Blood Pressure. Then it was the 3rd consecutive Holi Day and my Father’s BirthDay.

Listen…Enjoy… COMMENT


Once Again…Listen…Enjoy… COMMENT

SomeConsolation!!!


Valentime Day ??? I feel that is one stupid day there for the marketers and people who fall for them!!! Love requires NO TIME to express and manifest itself….

My Latest Original Theory.No Questions shall be entertained!


In order to get chickens you have to HATCH the eggs and not break them. However, to make an OMLETTE, you need to break the eggs … Also, Eggs once Broken and Words once squeaken cannot be done anything about. So now …

Transformation Ver 2.2


For an interview with Dell Mohali, I had to do this. The movie shall have to wait. The Kingdom Rolleth Over.  

Search Engine Terms


I was checking out the dashboard and found, under the Search Engine Terms, “Sex Sandal Videos”!!! I tried searching for the same to see where and how the Sam-Holi-Hill my blog comes up and what I found follows. Hope no one gets offended… We live in perilously sensitive times…

13th October


My BirthDay, Sister’s Engagement and Friend’s Wedding. Shall be posting some Videos and Photos of this ONE busy day soon. My Nokia PC Suite seems to have developed a brain/mood/temperament of its own and is not letting me transfer the all data to the PC. Shall go to a cyber cafe and get them in […]

An Engagement and a Few Fallen Stars…


She could be THE Eternal Spring!!!

Being Crazy, Various Versions…


Version 1.1. Alternate Title, Being Crazy with Rain And HailStones. On 11th February, I was over sleeping till about 3 PM. Loud Noise woke me up. There were hail stones falling. Some as big as 3 inches in diameter! The force of the fall was LITERALLY awesome. Cleaning my soiled dirty balcony to a sparkling […]

So Mote IT Be!!!


  You come face to face with your fate today Libra and it doesn’t look too bad after all. A special link between your ruler Venus and the karmic node indicates you’re in a special place where life moves forward quickly and easily. There’s no chance of you making a mistake and missing your fate […]

!~!


When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss. The brain said: “I should be Boss because I control the whole body’s responses and functions.” The feet said, “We should be Boss as we carry the brain about and get him to where he wants to go.” The hands said, “We […]

Choosy Beggar…


She was dressed in inexpensive *designer-types* salwaar-kameez with a jhola to boot! Looked like one of those social-cause waali AuntyJi. We were in our car at AIIMS crossing. That was the time when there was a Red-Light there. (I wonder why we do not call it Green-Light???) “Hi Guys! How are doing today? Now, look, […]

Beat THIS sleep-dream and YOU Win!!!


I woke up at 1 PM, today, as against the usual time of 4 PM. The dream that woke me up is your Challenge Of a LifeTime!!! for today. :-D Beat it and you get a Pizza or Aloo Ke Poronthe… Here it goes…

Snakes and Leeches…


Here is something I emailed to friends a long time ago… Sidhu Saaheb posted its reply HERE… 19-06-2001 8:59:20 PM, Today I got my Fifth Leach bite and THE FIRST (TURRUM PUM PUM!!!) Snake Snick. OK! Not a snake bite but YES!!! Surely a Snick… Ab hua yoon ki, I was walking down the fields, […]

Well Well Well…


Dear Jack, I want a man who knows what love is all about. You are generous, kind, thoughtful. People who are not like you admit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined me for other men. I yearn for you. I have no feelings whatsoever when we’re apart. I can be forever happy – […]

Dog Eat Dog, And Bitch ???


Don’t you just LOVE bitches ???

Happppy New Year….


Hi There! This was It! And is sure to stay For a LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG time in TerminalResidentMemory! Happy and Fulfilling New Year to Y’All! Ra. P.S. Out of the 100s of SMS that I got, ONLY ONE was worth saving and here it goes:- Ring Out the Old; Ring In The New! Ring Happy bells across […]

R&R Love ???


  “””In real love you want the other person’s good. In romantic love, you want the other person….Margaret Anderson.””” I read this prettily-bloddy crappy quote in last Sunday’s Times of India. HOWEVER, IT HAD THIS STRANGE EFFECT ON ME!I AM Shouting… It changed me overnight… The Daroo helped, I admit, to think clearly deeper. The […]

Entry for August 15, 2006 The Freedom Dream….


Animatrix inspired Dream! Yes, that is what I will call it.

*Love* Or *Six Degrees Of Seperation* Or ***What*** ??????


  It was a merry birthday party. He was one of those hyper-over-ever-active uncles who always have something to say about everything they hear and then their thought is followed by a stark, black or white judgment on the issue at hand… I am sure we all have at least ONE such in our circles. […]

E.A.


Justification is not MINE. The Offence / Amusement was slightly so… (Read part One.) Justification came from The Commentator. “In spite of everything that you have gone through and still are, you still have the capability to feel and think and act like an adolescent. I meant it as a Compliment.

A Reliance Bill Collector and My Beretta 418.


P. BERETTA-Cal. 6,35 Brevettata Gardone V-T 1937-XVI

Brad Pitt??? That don’t Impress me Muchh!!!


Today it rained. It was COLD… I go to Office on my Bullet Bike. I thought of changing into my Heavy Jacket came to me… The thought of putting it on thinking like Brad Pitt also came to my mind as well…. You know… George Clooney Style???