Category Archives: jerk i ness

A woman’s age!


Morning visitor. HathniKund rest house. He asked your age. I was having my mattar mushroom fried. You told him. He commented. “मैडम, आपके बदन को देख कर तो नहीं लगता कि आप की age इतनी है!” I choked!!! We laughed. He left.

Contentious Voter.


I went to the voting booth early as to avoid the rush. I should not have! There are 20 votes at our address. (My Father was an MLA from this constituency and hence many people got themselves registered at our address) ALL the names were there except mine! Tried to inquire with the officials and […]


Happiness… … …is being with YOU… …

SomeConsolation!!!


Valentime Day ??? I feel that is one stupid day there for the marketers and people who fall for them!!! Love requires NO TIME to express and manifest itself….

Agree / DisAgree / Go to Hell !!!


Myths ???

My Latest Original Theory.No Questions shall be entertained!


In order to get chickens you have to HATCH the eggs and not break them. However, to make an OMLETTE, you need to break the eggs … Also, Eggs once Broken and Words once squeaken cannot be done anything about. So now …

Search Engine Terms


I was checking out the dashboard and found, under the Search Engine Terms, “Sex Sandal Videos”!!! I tried searching for the same to see where and how the Sam-Holi-Hill my blog comes up and what I found follows. Hope no one gets offended… We live in perilously sensitive times…

I am the King of the World… OK, My World…


On 18th June 2007, for the second time in my colourfullll life, I was Coronated the King.  Berozgaar.Raaja

Envy, Jealousy & Love :: Marriage, Not Natural, Invented Institution


This is something that I have to post here… So very INTERESTING…  And today is Friday the Thirteenth… What is jealousy? Jealousy is one of the most prevalent areas of psychological ignorance about yourself, about others and more particularly, about relationship. People think they know what love is — they do not know. And their […]

An Engagement and a Few Fallen Stars…


She could be THE Eternal Spring!!!

Stori/Theori… 404: Page Not Found. Server not Responding…


  There is this stori/theori, on how to make a shorter line of the two lines longer.   Draw it longer than the other! The Decent and Self-Esteemed and Gentlemanly and/or Ladylike way of doing things. NOW, (and I am very sure about this, for all of us; correct me if I am wrong.) that […]

Ik Sawaal main Karoon…


If I love you, what business is it of yours?   Johann van Goethe

Snakes and Leeches…


Here is something I emailed to friends a long time ago… Sidhu Saaheb posted its reply HERE… 19-06-2001 8:59:20 PM, Today I got my Fifth Leach bite and THE FIRST (TURRUM PUM PUM!!!) Snake Snick. OK! Not a snake bite but YES!!! Surely a Snick… Ab hua yoon ki, I was walking down the fields, […]

“Bemurravat Logon ke tarle karte karte thhak gayaa hoon main!”


Apathetic People… Do they really deserve the concern that one, on account of one’s character, showers on them??? And for HOW Long can one go on without becoming apathetic oneself??? I have been thinking about this for QUITE some time… I do not get any answers. I do not WANT any answers. As I already […]

HardWiring and Other Wiring…


There is, methinks, one “Hi” and ONE “Bye” per day in normal social intercourse. Gawd only knows what her agenda was. There was a “Hi” and then after a some time, maybe 45 minutes or 3 hours later, another one!!! Then there was that innocuous touching that is considered to be the first tender steps […]

R&R Love ???


  “””In real love you want the other person’s good. In romantic love, you want the other person….Margaret Anderson.””” I read this prettily-bloddy crappy quote in last Sunday’s Times of India. HOWEVER, IT HAD THIS STRANGE EFFECT ON ME!I AM Shouting… It changed me overnight… The Daroo helped, I admit, to think clearly deeper. The […]

She, Her Raven Hair And My Heart!!!


My most internally linked post. From a most turbulent time. @ 1. She was walking towards me, visible in my peripheral vision, towards my seat in IBM-Daksh, 444, to give her sweet smile and her FIRRRMMM handshake. 2. Her RAVEN hair were bouncing… 3. With each of her steps and bounce ::: my heartbeat was […]

Entry for August 15, 2006 The Freedom Dream….


Animatrix inspired Dream! Yes, that is what I will call it.

Eeshhwar Yat Karoti, Shhobhhnam Karoti!


Hi Guys, This is MY Original-Inspired-Pirated Stori!!! Do not ask me why I wrote it up… The answer would be rather spitefully hurtful! However, for a point of reference, it was written the night the second email for Bell-Canada SME and QS results came and I had a particularly heated — i. ‘argument in the […]

Monday Blues. Time for Hollywoodian Revelation….


Past weekend I watched Ice Age 1 and 2, thank God for LimeWire. As we all know, we listen to what we want to hear, see what we want to look at, and identify with specific and constantly changing portions, in books and in movies and in situations, pertaining to our present state of mind […]

I, Rahul Sharma, recently got a DeathWish….


Deathwish From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia A deathwish is English idiom for the complete disregard of one’s own personal safety, well-being or best interests. For example, an individual who walks alone and unarmed in an area notorious for mugging may be said to have a deathwish. A deathwish does not necessarily indicate a desire to […]

*Love* Or *Six Degrees Of Seperation* Or ***What*** ??????


  It was a merry birthday party. He was one of those hyper-over-ever-active uncles who always have something to say about everything they hear and then their thought is followed by a stark, black or white judgment on the issue at hand… I am sure we all have at least ONE such in our circles. […]

So now, Chautauqua of the day…


Go Fuck Yourself… Else I shall do it, Soon, Baby, Soon…

A Reliance Bill Collector and My Beretta 418.


P. BERETTA-Cal. 6,35 Brevettata Gardone V-T 1937-XVI

Brad Pitt??? That don’t Impress me Muchh!!!


Today it rained. It was COLD… I go to Office on my Bullet Bike. I thought of changing into my Heavy Jacket came to me… The thought of putting it on thinking like Brad Pitt also came to my mind as well…. You know… George Clooney Style???