Category Archives: Control

My 3 year long association with Idea mobile services come to a bad end.


So! A “valuable customer” who was satisfied, generally speaking, with the services, was driven away by the customer care, just like he was by Reliance who drove him to Idea after having him for nearly 10 years! Full circle, anyone! https://mobile.twitter.com/Rahul_Does/status/920621958365974528 Having returned recently from Kenya, I had developed some strange kind of fever.

rOtring Initial F Fountain pen, lousy cap and $ 110!


Lousy cap that died within one year. Doesn’t stay!

Your Latest Trip.


Manik arrives from Chandigarh after finishing his shift@Dell.com and we leave by 12 PM for this with Gaurav. Update. We leave without any deadlines to reach anywhere or get back. 13th October, 2016. Photos to come, as they happen.              

The reality: bogus statistics, feminist victimology, and university-approved sex toys


The Campus Rape Myth Heather Mac Donald The reality: bogus statistics, feminist victimology, and university-approved sex toys Winter 2008 It’s a lonely job, working the phones at a college rape crisis center. Day after day, you wait for the casualties to show up from the alleged campus rape epidemic—but no one calls. Could this mean […]

“Times of India” is the most Tatti newspaper.


“A number of our loyal readers have criticized us for our front page headline on the verdict of the Allahabad High Court. (2 Parts To Hindus,1 Part To Muslims) … The headline in question was clinically accurate….” Here is  the entire maan mera ehsaan disclaimer. Tech Help. Just to begin with I would like to […]

My pathetic response to a common email.


My Dearest Ajay. Here is a small ABSOLUTELY TRUE INCIDENT for you and all others like you who must have received a lot of BlackBerries (I LOVE Strawberries) and Windows Tablets (I only need Prozac and Viagra) and the $ 490,088,069 that I left with my Nigerian extra-virgin 19 year old wife before getting killed […]

Never Never Nest.


Yesterday I bought one REAL Cool and Well Fitting pair of Sunglasses; Powered and Most suitable for Biking… As soon as I paid I realized that they shall cost me 360 Rupees a year if I do not pay my Credit card Bill….. 36% Interest!!! I Came Home and cooked my Credit Card… Using Zippo […]

Viva la Difference.


It comes from here. Thus asketh Nitin Soni :- Why do women think that men are dogs and can think of nothing else but sex and that every erection without any action is like wasted Garden of Eden? Why do women also think that men do everything because they want to score with the woman […]

Playing The Rape-Game.


They get into a verbal, disenchanting fight at 3 AM and he walks out of her house. Next morning. She, on phone, “Hello baby! What are you doing?” He, “Reading Indian Express.” She, “Baby, I am getting ready to take a bath and then go to the Police Station for a rape FIR against you.”

Puff the Magic Dragon


Puff the Magic Dragon This song *NEVER* fails to bring that odd-childish tear in my tired old eyes. So much so, I refrain from listening to this song in public! Now the question that bothers me for QUITE a few years (Since Denali Training.), off and on, is:  who am I?

High Time?


Yesterday I went to the marriage and later reception of Jaideep, son of Gursharan Uncle. I met many of my Father’s old friends and was especially impressed by the unforgettable social skills of Raman Saluja and his devoted wife. Had two large ones of Smirnoff Vanilla on both occasions. Came home and slept. Now come […]

Contentious Voter.


I went to the voting booth early as to avoid the rush. I should not have! There are 20 votes at our address. (My Father was an MLA from this constituency and hence many people got themselves registered at our address) ALL the names were there except mine! Tried to inquire with the officials and […]

Another Sleepless Night.


Yet another sleepless night. It is 6 AM now. Unless I knock myself out, sleep does not endorse/embrace me in my present condition! And knocking myself out is something I am trying OH so hardly hard, not to do. For how long? I would really love to know. For how long?

Liberated Woman. (Womyn)


Women, of our times, are liberated. Working side by side with men and machines. At times, 24×7 shifts, as in call centers and other BPOs.

The only Cheapo!


Methinks, all companies try to make their product look better and costlier/expensive-er/un-cheaper than it actually is. However, this  pen that I got form Ahmadabad is a total paradox! The dear designers at Zhenjue (there is no website) have actually worked on the design to make it look less expensive than it is. This one looks […]

Another Network.


How many online-networks Must one join To have arrived?


Happiness… … …is being with YOU… …

My Boss hates One Liner Case Logs…


I used to work in a Call Center with technical support (No Caps here). This is one of my case logs that I liked. Sorry for being so boring… ****************************

Listen…Enjoy… COMMENT


Once Again…Listen…Enjoy… COMMENT

SomeConsolation!!!


Valentime Day ??? I feel that is one stupid day there for the marketers and people who fall for them!!! Love requires NO TIME to express and manifest itself….

Agree / DisAgree / Go to Hell !!!


Myths ???

My Latest Original Theory.No Questions shall be entertained!


In order to get chickens you have to HATCH the eggs and not break them. However, to make an OMLETTE, you need to break the eggs … Also, Eggs once Broken and Words once squeaken cannot be done anything about. So now …

Transformation Ver 2.2


For an interview with Dell Mohali, I had to do this. The movie shall have to wait. The Kingdom Rolleth Over.  

Now, we rest for a week or so…


After a LONG schedule of meetings with the financers, and having raised the budget by 60%, we REST…

This is my new Job…


A Short Synopsis of the story that we are working on to be made into a full length feature film. My contribution, here it is… Wishing that horses could fly, Yours truly Ra.

I am the King of the World… OK, My World…


On 18th June 2007, for the second time in my colourfullll life, I was Coronated the King.  Berozgaar.Raaja

Envy, Jealousy & Love :: Marriage, Not Natural, Invented Institution


This is something that I have to post here… So very INTERESTING…  And today is Friday the Thirteenth… What is jealousy? Jealousy is one of the most prevalent areas of psychological ignorance about yourself, about others and more particularly, about relationship. People think they know what love is — they do not know. And their […]

An Engagement and a Few Fallen Stars…


She could be THE Eternal Spring!!!

Stori/Theori… 404: Page Not Found. Server not Responding…


  There is this stori/theori, on how to make a shorter line of the two lines longer.   Draw it longer than the other! The Decent and Self-Esteemed and Gentlemanly and/or Ladylike way of doing things. NOW, (and I am very sure about this, for all of us; correct me if I am wrong.) that […]

Ik Sawaal main Karoon…


If I love you, what business is it of yours?   Johann van Goethe

How to make a Woman-Beautiful / Beautiful-Woman… D.I.Y. Guide…


The Womanwaali beauty thing!

What is Beauty? Collection of right Skin and Bones, inherited from Parents ???


Now t h i s a r t i c l e hits the Hard Spot… Oh So Sweetly…

HardWiring and Other Wiring…


There is, methinks, one “Hi” and ONE “Bye” per day in normal social intercourse. Gawd only knows what her agenda was. There was a “Hi” and then after a some time, maybe 45 minutes or 3 hours later, another one!!! Then there was that innocuous touching that is considered to be the first tender steps […]

R&R Love ???


  “””In real love you want the other person’s good. In romantic love, you want the other person….Margaret Anderson.””” I read this prettily-bloddy crappy quote in last Sunday’s Times of India. HOWEVER, IT HAD THIS STRANGE EFFECT ON ME!I AM Shouting… It changed me overnight… The Daroo helped, I admit, to think clearly deeper. The […]

Monday Blues. Time for Hollywoodian Revelation….


Past weekend I watched Ice Age 1 and 2, thank God for LimeWire. As we all know, we listen to what we want to hear, see what we want to look at, and identify with specific and constantly changing portions, in books and in movies and in situations, pertaining to our present state of mind […]

So now, Chautauqua of the day…


Go Fuck Yourself… Else I shall do it, Soon, Baby, Soon…

E.A.


Justification is not MINE. The Offence / Amusement was slightly so… (Read part One.) Justification came from The Commentator. “In spite of everything that you have gone through and still are, you still have the capability to feel and think and act like an adolescent. I meant it as a Compliment.

A Reliance Bill Collector and My Beretta 418.


P. BERETTA-Cal. 6,35 Brevettata Gardone V-T 1937-XVI

Turnaround ???


1) After being in 40” Waist size slab, all my Adult life, I have come down to 32”, with a small tyre bulging here and there, now and then. And by this coming birthday, I intend to get rid of the tyre as well and maybe aim for 30”. 2) After close to 27 years […]

How I Spent My Sunday….


Technically and CommonSensically (Also Egomaniacally), I consider only 4 matches. My Father (Glori ), My God Father, Umesh (My Old Cook) and Tanveer. Tanveer was checking out my Pistol and then commented on the “hardness” of the Trigger. I told him that this was the factory default and “I have to live with it”… Not […]