Here is something I emailed to friends a long time ago…
19-06-2001 8:59:20 PM,
OK! Not a snake bite but YES!!! Surely a Snick…
Ab hua yoon ki, I was walking down the fields, my umbrella posing as a Lance and so I was there as Zorro! Slashing at the weeds and having a Time.
This idiot, nearly* 2 mts long and 2 inches thick, was lazing behind a bush, Lantana Camara, to be very precise, and as soon as I came near, Hissed!!!
You should have seen me JUMP like a Clown and go AAAARRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH…
I nearly fell down, LAUGHING, after THAT scared bugger had gone its own way.
But while I was up in the air, (((I damned jumped 3-4 feet up!!!))) he lashed at me.
And WHAT an accurate sucker!!!
JUST nicked my shoes. And My heart went for a home run… WHOA!!!
I am sure tomorrow shall be as interesting as today was. And forget the 5th Leach!!!
* I can only approximate, you know!!!
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